Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Thoughts on Recent Sports News

Dear Michael Vick,
You recently signed a 10 year 130 million dollar contract recently. Then you decided to kill a bunch of dogs. Good job.
Dear Barry Bonds,
You recently used the juice to break a record, good job.
Dear Brady Quinn,
You held out for a while now you can throw about 30 interceptions this year and complete 35% of your passes. Also you play for the Browns.

P.S. You are not a very good football player. I think you should consider a career in something else.

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