An Optical Illusion

Most people that have ever visited Digitallove realize that 2 posts in a row must be an optical illusion. Zero comments have been made on the Cutcliffe post, which fortifies my hunch that nobody reads this blog. Ever. anyway, I was on Itunes and I noted that there was a link on the top bought songs this year. I started shaking uncontrollably by song 10, and nearly didn't make it. It's incredible the crap people listen to now and my view of it. Also me making fun of people who lack the ability to speak and spell. Here it is.

Big Girls Don't Cry- Fergie The first time I had ever heard this song. The only thing noticeable in the 30 second clip was that the incredible Fergie said that someone stole her blanket.

The Sweet Escape- Gwen Stefani Kind of like Kelly Clarksdon does a crappy Garage Band song.

Hey There Delilah- Plain White T's I couldn't finish listening to the 30 second clip on Itunes. I need to release a CD of someone lightly strumming on a guitar and me singing in a high pitched voice, then I could have the #3 song on Itunes next year.

Girlfriend- Avril Lavigne The first song on this list I had heard before. Someone please comment on how much they hate it.

Glamorous- Fergie Fergie came up with another crap-fiesta song in the top 5. And nobody was more surprised that me that Fergie could spell a word more than 6 letters than I was.

Stronger- Kanye West Kanye's spin off of a Daft Punk song is a very bad song (understatement).

Makes Me Wonder - Maroon 5 I think Maroon 5 was trying to win over the country of Canada by putting this song out in the open. Amazing that more people would by this song than any DMB song.

Don't Matter- Akon The song Akon sings in a chipmunk voice is more enjoyable than this.

The Way I Are- Timbaland I've heard this song before. It fascinates me that someone who fails learn 3rd grade grammar earns more than 95% of Americans.

Party Like a Rock Star- Shop Boyz The first time the words totally dude have been said in a rap song. Also have spelling problems (boys.)

Crank That (Soulja Boy)- Soulja Boy Possibly the most overplayed song in history of ever. I was excited when it didn't crack into the top 10. Every time I see the dance it makes me wants to hit Soldier Boy (still hasn't learned how to spell) with a baseball bat.

Umbrella- Rihanna I'm glad one of our top 20 has an IQ above 50. Nothing negative. Mary J. Blidge is much better.

Apologize- Timbaland This song is the equivalent of Keith Urban doing an R&B song. Shocked that anyone in America purchased this song.

Rockstar- Nickelback My hatred of this Canadian group is incredible. I would consider losing a limb before attending a Nickleback concert. Comments are welcome bashing Nickelback.

Bubbly- Colbie Caillat This is the best song I have heard so far. (very sad)

Give It to Me- Timbaland Timbaland has had his 3rd song in the top 20. Me hearing his songs makes me think that Timbaland is a 9 year old boy with a computer. i have never heard him sing, unless his voice mirrors a grown woman.

Say It Right- Nelly Furtado Nelly Furtado apparently speaks English fluently (a first on this list.) This song isn't as bad as many of the top 15.

Buy U a Drank- T-Pain We now have the king of bad spelling. Failing to spell the word you and drink is simply incredible for a grown man. My advice is for T-Pain to buy a dictionary to increase his English speakings. Also moans during middle of song for no apparent reason.

Cupid's Chokehold / Breakfast in America- Gym Class Heroes Another person trying to rap with Garage Band. Amazing, the #19 song in america this year. About 334,658 songs come off the top of my head that are better than this. (which is also one of the better of the top 20)

It's Not Over- Daughtry The first time I heard this song was on ESPN when they were showing some clip. I got angry and wanted to throw my TV remote through the screen. The #20 song in 2007. Painful to listen to.

If you finished reading this post I thank you and please comment. The next two songs were fallout boy songs. That makes me want to jump off a cliff. Anyway I'll see you later the 2 people that read.

The Rich get Richer

Ahh. Nice to be back. You probably didn’t know, but the rich really did get richer today. National football powerhouse Duke hired David Cutcliffe to be the head coach. As you recall coach Cutcliffe coached Ole Miss and set the program back for 7 years. I really don’t know why the dukies would turn to Cutcliffe, because of their recent success (a 4-42 record over the last 4 years). Duke did possibly the dumbest thing you could do in hiring Cutcliffe to run their team. The saying it can’t get ant worse isn’t true for Duke football because it just did. Some points I would like to make for the 400 people who care about duke football.

· I really compare this move to starting an NFL franchise with Eric Crouch. Sports fans if you don’t know who Crouch is read this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Crouch. Crouch couldn’t run, throw or play safety (in NFL Europe).

· Cutcliffe brings the excitement to your team that you get when you get your 12-page exam review guide for Spanish.

· Duke fans you signed Thaddeus Lewis, the #10 dual-threat quarterback in the country in 2006. Don’t worry I’m sure he will give it to your running back (who probably backed up in high school) 35 times a game up the middle.

· Get used to this- (insert running backs name here) up the middle for a 2 yard gain.

· The repulsive talent level you have will only get worse with Cutcliffe. He recruited all-stars like Nate Banks and Thomas Eckers. The rest of the players he recruited were so bad they aren’t with Ole Miss anymore.

Well, that is it regarding Duke’s great new coach. I imagine their record over the next 4 years will be worse than 4-42. I encourage comments, especially if I forgot anything negative about Cutcliffe. One more thing.

Duke seats in 2007



Duke seats 2008 and beyond