An Optical Illusion

Most people that have ever visited Digitallove realize that 2 posts in a row must be an optical illusion. Zero comments have been made on the Cutcliffe post, which fortifies my hunch that nobody reads this blog. Ever. anyway, I was on Itunes and I noted that there was a link on the top bought songs this year. I started shaking uncontrollably by song 10, and nearly didn't make it. It's incredible the crap people listen to now and my view of it. Also me making fun of people who lack the ability to speak and spell. Here it is.

Big Girls Don't Cry- Fergie The first time I had ever heard this song. The only thing noticeable in the 30 second clip was that the incredible Fergie said that someone stole her blanket.

The Sweet Escape- Gwen Stefani Kind of like Kelly Clarksdon does a crappy Garage Band song.

Hey There Delilah- Plain White T's I couldn't finish listening to the 30 second clip on Itunes. I need to release a CD of someone lightly strumming on a guitar and me singing in a high pitched voice, then I could have the #3 song on Itunes next year.

Girlfriend- Avril Lavigne The first song on this list I had heard before. Someone please comment on how much they hate it.

Glamorous- Fergie Fergie came up with another crap-fiesta song in the top 5. And nobody was more surprised that me that Fergie could spell a word more than 6 letters than I was.

Stronger- Kanye West Kanye's spin off of a Daft Punk song is a very bad song (understatement).

Makes Me Wonder - Maroon 5 I think Maroon 5 was trying to win over the country of Canada by putting this song out in the open. Amazing that more people would by this song than any DMB song.

Don't Matter- Akon The song Akon sings in a chipmunk voice is more enjoyable than this.

The Way I Are- Timbaland I've heard this song before. It fascinates me that someone who fails learn 3rd grade grammar earns more than 95% of Americans.

Party Like a Rock Star- Shop Boyz The first time the words totally dude have been said in a rap song. Also have spelling problems (boys.)

Crank That (Soulja Boy)- Soulja Boy Possibly the most overplayed song in history of ever. I was excited when it didn't crack into the top 10. Every time I see the dance it makes me wants to hit Soldier Boy (still hasn't learned how to spell) with a baseball bat.

Umbrella- Rihanna I'm glad one of our top 20 has an IQ above 50. Nothing negative. Mary J. Blidge is much better.

Apologize- Timbaland This song is the equivalent of Keith Urban doing an R&B song. Shocked that anyone in America purchased this song.

Rockstar- Nickelback My hatred of this Canadian group is incredible. I would consider losing a limb before attending a Nickleback concert. Comments are welcome bashing Nickelback.

Bubbly- Colbie Caillat This is the best song I have heard so far. (very sad)

Give It to Me- Timbaland Timbaland has had his 3rd song in the top 20. Me hearing his songs makes me think that Timbaland is a 9 year old boy with a computer. i have never heard him sing, unless his voice mirrors a grown woman.

Say It Right- Nelly Furtado Nelly Furtado apparently speaks English fluently (a first on this list.) This song isn't as bad as many of the top 15.

Buy U a Drank- T-Pain We now have the king of bad spelling. Failing to spell the word you and drink is simply incredible for a grown man. My advice is for T-Pain to buy a dictionary to increase his English speakings. Also moans during middle of song for no apparent reason.

Cupid's Chokehold / Breakfast in America- Gym Class Heroes Another person trying to rap with Garage Band. Amazing, the #19 song in america this year. About 334,658 songs come off the top of my head that are better than this. (which is also one of the better of the top 20)

It's Not Over- Daughtry The first time I heard this song was on ESPN when they were showing some clip. I got angry and wanted to throw my TV remote through the screen. The #20 song in 2007. Painful to listen to.

If you finished reading this post I thank you and please comment. The next two songs were fallout boy songs. That makes me want to jump off a cliff. Anyway I'll see you later the 2 people that read.

The Rich get Richer

Ahh. Nice to be back. You probably didn’t know, but the rich really did get richer today. National football powerhouse Duke hired David Cutcliffe to be the head coach. As you recall coach Cutcliffe coached Ole Miss and set the program back for 7 years. I really don’t know why the dukies would turn to Cutcliffe, because of their recent success (a 4-42 record over the last 4 years). Duke did possibly the dumbest thing you could do in hiring Cutcliffe to run their team. The saying it can’t get ant worse isn’t true for Duke football because it just did. Some points I would like to make for the 400 people who care about duke football.

· I really compare this move to starting an NFL franchise with Eric Crouch. Sports fans if you don’t know who Crouch is read this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Crouch. Crouch couldn’t run, throw or play safety (in NFL Europe).

· Cutcliffe brings the excitement to your team that you get when you get your 12-page exam review guide for Spanish.

· Duke fans you signed Thaddeus Lewis, the #10 dual-threat quarterback in the country in 2006. Don’t worry I’m sure he will give it to your running back (who probably backed up in high school) 35 times a game up the middle.

· Get used to this- (insert running backs name here) up the middle for a 2 yard gain.

· The repulsive talent level you have will only get worse with Cutcliffe. He recruited all-stars like Nate Banks and Thomas Eckers. The rest of the players he recruited were so bad they aren’t with Ole Miss anymore.

Well, that is it regarding Duke’s great new coach. I imagine their record over the next 4 years will be worse than 4-42. I encourage comments, especially if I forgot anything negative about Cutcliffe. One more thing.

Duke seats in 2007



Duke seats 2008 and beyond

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Sorry, but this will make sense once you click play.
(by the way, I rate the success of a blog by the number/quality of comments so please....)

The Best Day of the Year

Hello again. In case you didn’t notice Digital Love went exactly one month between posts. I have come to inform you about the best day of the year. Coach Ed Orgeron of Ole Miss was fired today. A great moment in my life. Ed won 10 games in 3 years, very poor. As the coaching search continues the candidates include: Rick Neuheisel, a coach I’d be fine with. Charlie Strong A Florida co-defensive coordinator- quality guy, Houston Nutt formally of Arkansas. There are some others but I’m too lazy to type them. But, a name that hasn’t been thrown out there but my source close to the Ole Miss tells me that Mike Leach of Texas Tech is the leading candidate. Leach is a good football coach who has done a nice job at TT with little talent. On another note it is also a celebration because of the seniors that are graduating.
Nate Banks, CB
#28 has been the worst player on the Ole Miss defense for two years, which is quite an honor. As an Ole Miss fan it was incredible how many times you would see the opponent throw a pass to a wide open receiver. After the catch you would see the familiar #28 chase them and then miss a tackle. The fact that he was on the field surprised me. Nate’s graduation is a great day for Ole Miss fans.
Corey Actis, C
Ahh the snap infraction penalty will happen no more in Oxford. A snap infraction is a penalty most people have never heard of, but Corey apparently had a problem with it having at least three. Corey also has a problem with his personal fouls, the only category where he led the team. Corey had 3 in our last 2 games.
Dan Werner, Offensive Coordinator (not graduating but being fired)
Ole Miss’ quarterback Brent Schaeffer was a huge disappointment in his two years in Oxford. That’s because Warner made him drop back 3 steps and throw it to a covered guy. I would post more but I'm tired.

Feel free to make fun of any more horrible College football players.

Back Again

Long time since last post. I don't think Sanford is blogging with us anymore. Thoughts

I found out recently how dumb Ole Miss is, in our coaching search where we hired Ed we passed up Dennis Erickson and Ron Zook.

The main reason I decided to write so the very few who read can waste your time is last night I was watching Monday Night Football and saw the Jaguars quarterback get hurt. So Jacksonville puts in their backup quarterback, Quinn Gray. Gray might possibly be the worst football player I have ever seen, like a bad combination of Michael Spurlock and Brent Schaeffer. I realise that is some incredible criticism but his stat line was 9-of-24 passing for 56 yards and two other completions (to the Colts). It simply amazing that the jaguars don't have a quarterback that is better than Quinn. The undrafted quarterback out of powerhouse Florida A & M is disgusting. I really think the Jags will have open tryouts and some CFL quarterback will easily beat out Quinn. I would say that 80% of college quarterbacks are better than Quinn.
I will post again in the near future. Go Warriors.

Congratulations

My highest complements go out to Ed Orgeron. He had just one Digital Love’s first pole. I don’t think he realizes what he did, in the contest who would you least like to be the football coach on a team you are on, Ed received more votes than the dictator of Cuba, Jackson’s crazy mayor, and a coach who had the coaching abilities of a bad high school coach. The coach rating is a music note, for how much music they would bring to a players ears. Out of 10 ♪.

Winner- Ed Orgeron

Ed getting his men pumped up at USC

Ed himself. This man is not a good coach. With Ed at the helm your team wouldn’t win many games and he would threaten you during practice. This man in his three years at the helm of the Rebels had some bad numbers. They have as many 30-point games as I do, zero. And he starts a punter who last week had a 16-yard punt and an 8-yard punt. An 8-yard punt! I have the utmost confidence that I could punt the ball 15 yards. And Ed starts him in the SEC There are many other things that I have left out about Coach O, feel free to add them in your comments.
Coach rating- ♪♪
Recruiting

2nd place
Fidel Castro. The dictator of Cuba who has 638 attempts on his life, according to the CIA. Fidel himself said, “If surviving assassination attempts were an Olympic event, I would win the gold medal.” If you can’t tell he’s not very well liked. Fidel who had never coached football before still lost to Coach O, which is simply amazing. Fidel was also thinking about nuking the United States with Russia in the early 1960’s. The only positive about having Fidel as a coach would be before the game he would probably try and kill the other teams coaches and players.
Coach rating- ♪♪♪
Just for intimidation

3rd place
David Cutcliffe. (probably trying to explain something dumb he did) Coach “Cut” is not one of my favorites. Sure, he got my beloved Rebles a Cotton Bowl victory, but that was Tuberville’s defensive recruits and Eli Manning calling and audible at the line 75% of the time. Cutcliffe’s offense had somehow been half-decent at Tennessee. And if this counts I voted for Cutcliffe.
Coach rating -
Cut gets zero music notes. You would get beaten very badly every game, and the excitement level of his teams in practice and games is slim to none.


Frank Melton. Wow I’m shocked Frank came in last. (Expected Cutcliffe) From the mobile command center to him going jail, tearing down a house, and Melton was criticized for having potentially broken a law when pulling over four school buses for individual hugs. That’s Frank, I don’t think I would want him calling the shots on offense. (No pun intended)
Coach rating- ♪♪
Doubtful victory, many pre/post game speeches on character.

That’s all for now. Feel free to comment on how much you dislike Cutcliffe. Or any other things.

hallo digitale liebhabe's

Hallo digitale liebhabe. Just saying hello digital lovers in German. For those of you who have just come here, Digital Lovers are our faithful readers (which you can count by looking at your hand and subtract 2). This is just you hearing from your favorite blogger again. This post is an informative post, proving Digital Love is still a functional blog and all of our post don’t have videos. Some notes.
Feel free to comment, I actually encourage it.

Ole Miss needs to get a lot better, might win three this year. College football has had a lot of parody this year, and South Florida is #6. They had to beat Auburn in overtime. They are the most overrated team in history.

Introducing a poll on Digital Love, hope you will vote. We will have a new one every week. I think we might get over 3 votes in one week.

And for the distinct honor of having Digital Love’s first guest post, someone answer this question. What is an old four-pence coin? Hopefully someone will answer that question and get a guest post. Stay strong my 3 readers.

Word of the Week

I hope it is not beyond my power to further this blog by extending the "quote of the week" to have a mate: "WWW"- Walker's Word of the Week. I hope to keep from those half interesting words that are the names of extinct plant species in the southeastern Philippines; those cannot be used in conversation. Instead, I will need feedback as to whether these words are funtional in relation to everyday living. This word will be brow raising and educational in the same breath, so hold on to your mouse you screen gazing CPU utilizers.

Word of the Week:

Obiterdictum- 1. An opinion voiced by a judge that has only incidental bearing on the case in question and is therefore not binding 2. An incidental remark or observation. (something said in passing)

I know that I might get some heat for the fact that my first two blogs consist mainly of videos, but (at least I make fewer typographical errors than Davis) I hope you readers/viewers enjoy!
- these are my next door neighbors; you can hear me talk in the background at the beginning-

Quote of the Week

For those of you who read this blog (few in number) I have a quote of the week from one of the Preparatory's very own. Mr. Gautier. I was talking to him in the school halls and asked Why do all these people coming up to your and talking to you. Kody responded by I guess because I'm cool. If you know Kody that is a wonderful quote. See you again readers.

A brief bio of Walkerness

Warning: Viewer Discretion Advised due to the inexperience of this "blogger"

Due to time constaints this will be a very brief account of hoo I be's. I will not release any personal information due to the unstability of internet readers. I am ? years old and was born on ?. I live in ? on ? street. I am a golfer. This does not mean I play consistenly, (once every 123,409 days) this means I try to practice whenever there is time; tournaments fill my summer schedule. As an American, I too am fairly invovled in the world of college sports, of which I have successfuly supported the University of Florida for roughly three years. (this description will be updated soon, sorry to leave you hanging)

This is me 4 years ago in Josinto, Costa Rica

And then There Were 3

Hello. I don't know who reads this blog (no comments) or if anyone reads this blog. Well to add some life and flavor to this bland website Digital Love had decided to add another blogger. This man named Walker is an avid Florida, golf fan, and golfer. He attends the Preparatory school also. Now, if you are thinking 3 people is way too many, then you are wrong. We rarely post and haven't had a quote of the week in a while. My thinking in this is that Michael Jordan and Scottie Pippen won 0(zero) NBA titles without Horace Grant.
Solution Found?

If you Care

I'm glad nobody except me and occasionally Sanford read this blog. Because if more people read this then someone might have noticed/ cared our 2 week hiatus from this blog. Just informing the general public that we are still alive.

Wow

This video is amazing. I would recommend turning the computer volume all the way up for Rutgers Linebacker Eric Foster. I also can see Emmett Manning doing this in Prep's locker room after a win this Friday against JA.

Quote of the Week

My faithful readers, it feels nice to post after my 10 day hiatus. This quote of the week came to me after listening to one of Coach Vic's favorite songs with Coach Vic. Heart of A Champion by our favorite rapper with a band-aid on his face. I got the stats of a hall of famer - in just two records That's why I'm back up at the Superbowl - with Julius Peppers

The M-V-P of the game, intensity still the same I'm shootin out from my reign, with Peyton Manning type aim. Can't stop me from scorin so they results are just hackin. So there's, three of us now - me, A.I. and Shaq'n -

From the look to the as I say Hover man with more heart than Hallmark on Valentine's Day.

I'm the one that you've been Raven about, like Ray Lewis. I think it hard to go and change your route Cause you don't know if I'm blitzin or if I'm sittin and readin. Waitin for you to go and trip, drop back and throw up a brick, man

I've been dogfightin, scratchin and clawin on every height. Tryin to make you remember me like you- Remember the Titans. Cause I'm a WARR-IOR, my daddy was a soldier

Nelly thank you for writing that song for me, those lyrics have brought me great pleasure. Readers, see you on Friday

Qoute of the Week

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer

Red Sox Baseball, steal home.
-David Davis

Book reveiw-Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Fighting death eaters, saving the wizarding world from mortal terror, and a little bit of romance; this describes the seventh and final masterpeice of J. K. Rowling. If your thinking of something good to read or fun to do sometime this year, pick up Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone. Your freinds may make fun of you but O will it be worth it. On several occasians people have told me they have started reading HP but stopped halfway through a book because it wasn't good enough for them. Those people are might have the highest standards in a novel ever (no offense). Anyway, back to the deathly hallows, it all starts off with Harry saying his last goodbyes to his muggle relatives the Dursleys who he has spent all of his summers with and flying by broom to The Burrow (Home of the Weasleys, Harrys best freind). On this trip 2 huge parts of Harry's life are killed along the way, his owl Hedwig and his old teacher and freind Mad-eye Moody. In the Last book, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Dumbledore is murdered. Now Harry, Ron, and Hermione and given 3 things he has left for them in his will. None of this makes sense to them. During Bill Weasley and Fleur Delacour's wedding reception, Kingsley Shacklebolt's Patronus appears with a warning that the Ministry has fallen and the Death Eaters are coming. Harry, Ron and Hermione escape by disapparating to a nearby street and then to the deserted Order of the Phoenix headquarters at number twelve, Grimmauld Place, the house Harry inherited from Sirius Black. While there, Harry learns that Sirius's late brother, Regulus Black, shares the same initials with "R.A.B", the person who removed the locket Horcrux from the hidden sea cave.[HP6] Hermione recalls seeing a locket amongst house elf Kreacher's possessions. Kreacher no longer has the locket, but he fetches Mundungus Fletcher, who admits he stole the locket and used it to bribe Dolores Umbridge. Convinced it is the Horcrux, the trio infiltrate the Ministry of Magic disguised by Polyjuice Potion. They secure the locket but their hiding place is compromised as they flee.
The trio go on the run. They are unable to open or destroy the locket and take turns wearing it to keep it safe. Harry has learned that the sword confiscated by the Ministry is actually a replica; the real Gryffindor sword can destroy Horcruxes. Harry wants to search for it but Ron, fearing for his family's safety and frustrated that Harry has no real plan, leaves the group. Harry and Hermione go to Godric's Hollow to look for the sword. They are ambushed by Voldemort and Nagini. As they escape, Hermione accidentally breaks Harry's wand.
In the Forest of Dean, Harry sees a doe-shaped Patronus near their camp. It leads him to an icy pond containing Gryffindor's Sword. As Harry attempts to retrieve it, the locket Horcrux tightens around his neck, strangling him. Ron Weasley suddenly returns and rescues Harry, then destroys the locket with the sword. Reunited with Harry and Hermione, Ron warns them that Voldemort's name is now Tabooed; anyone uttering it reveals their location to Death Eaters.

The Deathly Hallows
The trio go to Xenophilius Lovegood, Luna's father, to ask him about a symbol they saw him wearing and is also in Hermione's book of fairy tales. He says it represents the Deathly Hallows, three legendary objects that conquer death: the Elder Wand; Resurrection Stone; and Invisibility Cloak. When pressed about Luna's absence, Lovegood admits that Death Eaters abducted her; he says he alerted the Ministry that the trio are there, but they escape.
Snatchers (bounty hunters) capture the trio at their camp after Harry inadvertently speaks Voldemort's name. They are imprisoned at Malfoy Manor, along with Luna Lovegood, Dean Thomas, Ollivander the wandmaker, and Griphook the goblin. Finding Gryffindor's sword among the trio's possessions, Bellatrix Lestrange suspects they have broken into her vault at Gringotts Bank and tortures Hermione for information. Dobby apparates into the cellar to rescue the prisoners. Peter Pettigrew enters to investigate the noise. He chokes Harry, who tells him he is owed a life debt.[HP3] Pettrigrew loosens his grip, and his own silver hand strangles him to death in retribution. Harry and Ron rush upstairs to rescue Hermione. Harry disarms Bellatrix and Draco and takes their wands. Dobby reappears and they apparate to Bill and Fleur Weasley's home. During their escape, Dobby is fatally stabbed by Bellatrix.
While at the cottage, Ollivander confirms the Elder Wand's existence and says that a wand can change its allegiance if the previous owner is defeated or disarmed. Bellatrix's behaviour convinces the trio that another Horcrux is hidden in the Lestrange vault. Aided by Griphook, they gain entry into the vault and retrieve Helga Hufflepuff's Cup Horcrux; Griphook takes the sword, and the trio barely escape. Meanwhile, Voldemort, who has stolen the Elder Wand from Dumbledore's tomb, now realises that his Horcruxes are being destroyed. His mind link with Harry unintentionally reveals that a Horcrux is hidden at Hogwarts. Harry soon learns that it is Rowena Ravenclaw's Diadem.

The Battle of Hogwarts
In Hogsmeade, Aberforth Dumbledore helps the trio to sneak into Hogwarts. Harry alerts the staff to Voldemort's impending invasion. The Order of the Phoenix, Dumbledore's Army, and former Hogwarts students arrive as Voldemort's allies attack; among the many casualties are: Fred Weasley, Remus Lupin, Nymphadora Tonks-Lupin, and Colin Creevey. As Harry searches for the diadem, Ron and Hermione enter the Chamber of Secrets to retrieve basilisk fangs. Hermione uses one to destroy the Cup Horcrux. Harry remembers seeing the Diadem in the Room of Requirement. While there, the trio are attacked by Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle; Crabbe mishandles the powerful Fiendfyre spell, killing himself and destroying the diadem.
Harry glimpses Voldemort's mind again, and the trio go to the Shrieking Shack. They overhear Voldemort telling Snape that he believes the Elder Wand fails to work properly for him because Snape became its master when Snape killed the wand's former owner, Dumbledore.[HP6] Convinced that Snape's death will cause the wand's allegiance to pass to him, Voldemort orders Nagini to kill him, then leaves. As Snape lies dying, he gives Harry his memories; they reveal that Snape was loyal to Dumbledore, motivated by his lifelong love for Lily Potter, Harry's mother. Dumbledore, who was doomed to die after being cursed by Gaunt's ring Horcrux, had ordered Snape to kill him, if necessary, to spare Draco from fulfilling Voldemort's task. It was Snape who sent the doe Patronus that led Harry to Gryffindor's sword. The memories also reveal that Harry himself is a Horcrux; Voldemort cannot die while Harry lives.
Resigned to his fate, Harry goes alone to the Forbidden Forest where Voldemort awaits. Along the way, he deciphers the Snitch's clue, and it opens to reveal the Resurrection Stone. Harry summons the spirits of his parents, Sirius Black, and Remus Lupin, who provide comfort and accompany him to Voldemort's camp. He then willingly allows Voldemort to strike him with the Avada Kedavra curse. Awakening in an otherworldly place, Harry is uncertain whether he is alive or dead. Albus Dumbledore appears and explains that Voldemort's Horcrux was within Harry and has been destroyed by the killing curse. He says that just as Voldemort cannot die while his soul fragments remain, Harry cannot be killed while his blood resides in Voldemort's body. Harry, having "mastered death" by uniting the Deathly Hallows, is given the choice to "go on" or return to the living world.
Harry revives, although he pretends to be dead. Voldemort has him carried to Hogwarts as a trophy. As the fighting resumes, Harry covers himself with the Invisibility Cloak. Neville pulls Gryffindor's sword from the Sorting Hat and beheads Nagini, destroying the final Horcrux. The Centaurs, giants, and Hogwarts' house elves now join the fight against the Death Eaters. Inside the castle, McGonagall, Kingsley, and Slughorn duel Voldemort as Ginny, Hermione, and Luna are simultaneously fighting Bellatrix Lestrange. When a killing curse nearly hits Ginny, Molly Weasley pushes the girls aside and fiercely battles Bellatrix, fatally cursing her. Harry reveals himself and challenges Voldemort, knowing that Voldemort was never the Elder Wand's true master. When Draco Malfoy disarmed Dumbledore on the Astronomy Tower, Draco unknowingly won the Elder Wand's allegiance; when Harry later captured Draco's own wand, he became the Elder Wand's new master. Voldemort casts a Killing Curse at Harry as Harry conjures a Disarming Spell, but the Elder Wand protects its master by rebounding Voldemort's curse, killing him.
Following the battle, Harry visits Dumbledore's portrait. He tells the late headmaster that he will keep the Invisibility Cloak, but to prevent the Deathly Hallows from being reunited again, the Resurrection Stone will be left where it was dropped in the Forbidden Forest, and the Elder Wand is to be returned to Dumbledore's tomb. If Harry dies undefeated, the Elder Wand's power will be extinguished with his death. Dumbledore nods his approval. Before placing the Elder Wand into the tomb, Harry uses it to repair his own broken wand.

Epilogue
Nineteen years later, Harry has married Ginny Weasley, and they have three children: James, Albus Severus, and Lily. Ron and Hermione are married and have two children, Rose and Hugo. The families meet at King's Cross station, where a nervous Albus is departing for his first year at Hogwarts. James is the eldest and already familiar with school while Lily will start in two years' time. Harry's nineteen-year-old godson, Teddy Lupin, is found kissing Victoire Weasley (Bill and Fleur's daughter) in a train compartment. Teddy is apparently very close to the Potters, with Harry remarking, "He already comes round for dinner about four times a week." Harry spots Draco Malfoy and his unnamed wife with their son, Scorpius; Malfoy acknowledges Harry with a curt nod, then turns away. Harry comforts Albus, who is worried he will be sorted into Slytherin, by telling him that his namesake, Severus Snape, was a Slytherin and the bravest man he ever met. He adds that the sorting hat takes one's own choice into account. Neville Longbottom is now the Hogwarts Herbology professor and is close friends with Harry. The book concludes with the words: "The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years. All was well."

I have read all seven books. Now I am working on reading them in dechronological order. Another goal for life is to read all the British versions of them.

Specail thanks to my freind Wikipedia

My return and Jackson Prep's new format

Yes, this really is Sanford. I apologize for my absence over the last month or so. Since i have been gone for the most part I was at alpine camp for boys, one of the greatest places on earth (top 3 on my list). At alpine you have this sense of community with your fellow campers and counselors. I advise all of you to either be a counselor or a comper, or if your wallet is fat enough, buy the breazelles (owners of Alpine) out. You wont regret it.

For another 5 days after alpine I went Fly-fishing in Swan Valley, Idaho. I caught a bunch of brown and rainbow trout, one of which was 21 inches (equivelant of a 10 pound bass). My father, my grandfather, my uncle and I stayed at South Fork Lodge which included our giuded fishing trip. The meals were included in the cost, one night i think i had a ceaser salad, buffalo sausage, pork prime rib, and a berry crumble. I think without tax it was $47.

When I got home from alpine my mom asked me to read a letter from prep. I did and I will say I was alright with it because they are trying to do a good thing. The only problem I have with it is that You can smoke dope twice and not get kicked out of school. We should be on a you get high, your expelled policy. That is all I have to say. Davis don't delete this.

Thoughts

Hello Digital Lovers, (all 3 of you). I realize that there was not a quote of the week. Mental error. This post is mainly to informing you that we will have a new installment coming up. This installment is going to be a bracket with 16-32 items. The reason I'm doing this is to maybe try and draw a few more readers, and my main reason is because Who's Now was so bad I thought you might want a real bracket. That's all Digital Lovers.

Thoughts- Football Season

For the one person that reads this blog this is just an informative post. Sanford is not dead or retired just not posting. I am also informing you that school starts tomorrow, so Digital Love will either begin posting much less than normal, or we will gradually pick up steam. Also one of my favorite things ever is coming up, football season. My picks

NFL- Bears lose close game to Patriots in Super Bowl, Patriots go 15-1. High school- Prep goes undeaferated and wins championship. The University of South Panola goes undeafeted (and to the dislike of Robert Carson and T.C. beat Clarksdale by 20 points), win championship. And Ole Miss goes 4-8 but loses 4 games by 7 points or less. College football, two teams go undeafeted and USC plays Michigan in the national championship game. Michigan wins 35-17.

Chad Henne, Michigan QB

Cheap Seats

Dear My 6 readers,
This is a video from my favorite TV show of all time. Cheap Seats.
Enjoy

Thoughts on Recent Sports News

Dear Michael Vick,
You recently signed a 10 year 130 million dollar contract recently. Then you decided to kill a bunch of dogs. Good job.
Dear Barry Bonds,
You recently used the juice to break a record, good job.
Dear Brady Quinn,
You held out for a while now you can throw about 30 interceptions this year and complete 35% of your passes. Also you play for the Browns.

P.S. You are not a very good football player. I think you should consider a career in something else.

Quote of the Week

I know that all of our 8 readers really missed the quote of the week while we were gone. (Unless you read Sweet Emotion, they had one) But now that I'm back I am giving you a video with Digital Love's favorite video clip ever.

Note- says practice 24 times

Hello Again

Dear Digital Lovers, I realize reading this has just made your day. After a month I don't know how some of you survived without you daily dose of Digital Love.
Here are some thoughts I gathered while away...
Fantasy football is right around the corner
My Brewers are looking good, I think we'll win the central
I came back an went over to one of my friends house, he wanted to play me in NCAA 2008, so he was Ole Miss and Seth Adams was an impact player. It was a bad moment in my life. As I came back I also found that the Postal Service was coming out with another CD very good news.
That is about it my Digital Lovers tune in again on Tuesday for the quote of the week.

28 Days

Dear Digital Lovers,
I have bad news. Sanford and I are going to be gone for 4 weeks. No post, no quotes of the week. I was just informing the 8-10 people that read this blog. If you are crying or would like to cry call me or Sanford and we'll buy you a box of Kleenex. So on that note...
Here is a music video called Goodbye. Listen closely to the lyrics, they are deep.
Much Love,

Sanford and Davis

XFL!

On the 4th of July I'm sure most of you Digital Lovers are expecting a patriotic post. Well, this is better, it is about the XFL (Xtreme Football League) For those of you who don't know about the XFl it was (and still is) a joke. Now I'm going to break down how awful it was. Here is a brief history. Error #1- idea In 2001 Vince McMahon started this league (original worth = 35 million dollars) to be wrestling and football combined. Error #2- team names just read these-Orlando Rage, Chicago Enforcers, NY/NJ Hitmen, Birmingham Bolts, Los Angeles Extreme, San Francisco Demons, Memphis Maniax, Las Vegas Outlaws. Error #3- rule changes Could have ruined the league just by these. Kicking- the elimination of the fair catch on punts, great idea Vince. Also any punt over 25 yards is a live ball, just like a kickoff and all kickoffs into the end zone must be brought out. Defense- defensive backs will be allowed to employ the old bump and run all the way down field. Extra Points, the XFL is too extreme for the stupid extra point, so they decided to make scoring team line up at the two-yard line and attempt to score by passing or running the ball in, this was not be a two-point conversion either. It was only worth one point. Error #4- players. The Fatal one. The XFL players were like the NBDL, but worse. Here is the biggest issue XFL Offensive MVP - John Avery, RB. Yes the Ole Miss great who was a first round draft pick of the Dolphins. Should not have played football after Ole Miss. Avery was the XFL rushing leader with 800 yards. Coming in second on the rushing list was "He Hate Me" Rod Smart 555 yards. Yes, the 2nd leading rusher in the XFL was a man who cannot put together a complete thought in the English language. #4 on the rushing list was former Heisman winner Rashaan Salaam. He is not good at football. Associated Press XFL Player of the Year - Tommy Maddox. Enough said, at one point in his career Tommy was behind Tee Martin on the Steelers depth chart. Check out this XFL video.



After seeing this video, this what I think what actually happened.
The XFL got two very good high school teams to play one another in a big stadium with random former JuCo, NFL draft bust , and D III players names on the back. They got girls in inappropriate outfits to attract fans. The gameplay was 20 minutes long, there were 3 Offensive Lineman, and you only had 2 downs to score. They made up stats.

Final Analysis- All of these key ingredients combined to make the XFL only last one year, and loose everyone involved lose a lot of money. And make the league a joke. The video quality was the game quality of the league.
One more note. The championship game was- Los Angeles Extreme 38 San Francisco Demons 6
And to sum up the XFL the championship MVP was Jose Cortez K Los Angeles.

*I did not make any of that up.

Sanford's Latest Scorecard

Hello readers. This will probably become a weekly thing just like quote of the week.

Sanford Moore and John Love Scramble

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Final:37

Par:36

Quote of the Week

Digital Lovers, it's that day of week again. This quote of the week comes from Gray Hardison, author of Belly of the Beast. Here is what Gray had to say about Nickleback in his Canada artcile.
"I have trouble putting into words how much I hate this band. My vote in the 2008 presidential election will go to whichever candidate promises to ban Nickelback from America. You know, I'd have a higher opinion of Canada if they'd released a form of the Ebola virus in America instead of Nickelback."
The Bloggers of Digital Love feel the exact same way about Nickleback.
Other notes, Happy Birthday Emmett Manning. (One of the top 10 athletes on the planet earth.)

Our Favorite Celebrity Couple

As you read this title you think BrandJolina, TomKat, and Paris Hilton and her jail cell. That was a joke. But here at Digital Love this celebrity couple is #1 in our hearts. Dwight K. Schrute and Jim Halpert. This celebrity couple is on the hit television series the office. This pretty much sums it up.

Digtal Love's really Long Draft Guide

Dear Digital Lovers, it’s been too long. I’ve been at a basketball camp the past two days, all day. I apologize for the days in which you happily logged on and the smiles were wiped off of your face when you saw Brian’s quote. Now as will learn I love drafts NBA and the NFL. As you non-sports lovers who read this (1 to my knowledge) the NBA draft recently took place. This NBA draft is supposed to be the deepest draft in years. I will now break down the winners, losers, good players, bad players, and anything else you would like to know about it.
Winners
Portland Trail Blazers- Best Overall Draft. Set up their franchise for years to come, with this draft the Trail Blazers pretty much just reserved 3 NBA titles. Picks- C Greg Oden 1st overall, Ohio State. Some people say that Greg is going to be a Hall of Famer. He has great feet, strength, and shot blocking that is the best since Dikembe Mutumbo. The worst case scenario is that Oden is only a 5 time All-Star. SG Rudy Fernandez 24th overall, Spain. Great shooter/ athlete, would have been lottery pick if he would not have to stay in Europe for another year. Traded Suns cash for this pick. PG Petteri Koponen 30th overall, Finland. Picking a Finnish player? Sure he’s a freak athlete, but I think Taurean may have upper hand. Could move to shooting guard. PF Josh McRoberts 37th overall, Duke. A very good pick, McRoberts will be a great complementary post player for Oden, Aldridge, and Frye. Great passer, a typical soft duke player, not a great scorer. Rebounding and shot blocking get by. Will complement the team nicely. PG Taurean Green 52nd overall, Florida. Need another point guard, is the steal of the draft. Also Vic Meena said he was the best player on those Florida teams. When you get a two time National Championship winner at point guard at pick 52 you are a draft winner. When the Trail Blazers win their championships, Taurean will be know as the steady point guard who gave the ball to Oden, Roy, Aldridge, and Fernandez. PF Demetris Nichols 53rd overall, Syracuse. Nothing great, most likely a career D-League player.
Notes- Amazing trade, traded with Knicks to get two contributors (Steve Francis and Channing Frye). Gave up two role players and a bench warmer.
Chicago Bulls- Went under the radar for the most part, but great draft. Picked players proven at the college level. All of who were at least 2nd team All-Conference. PF/C Joakim Noah 9th overall, Florida. Noah was a big part of their back-to-back championships, and he is energetic, runs the floor, and can rebound. Noah will not make an immediate impact, sitting behind Ben Wallace, PJ Brown, and the #4 pick from last year Tyrus Thomas. C Aaron Gray 49th overall, Pittsburgh. Gray was a fantastic college player, all 7’2 of him. He will eventually develop into a player who has 10 and 7 every night. Eventually. SG JamesOn Curry 51st overall, Okalahoma State. JamesOn is a great shooter who also can take the big shot. JamesOn really drooped in the draft because of his size (6’3) but I really think he is going to be a contributor after a few years on the bench. Little Bonus- JamesOn is my friend on FaceBook.
Golden State Warriors- The best team in the NBA with one of the top 3 drafts? Yeah they did it. SG Marco Belinelli 18th overall, Italy. This Italian sharpshooter should get nice minutes in the NBA’s #2 offense, and should average around 15 a game. Then the Warriors made a brilliant trade in trading Jason Richardson to the Bobcats for Brandan Wright. That trade opens up the starting Shooting Guard position for Jackson Mississippi’s very own Monta Ellis. Great move Warriors. PF Brandan Wright 8th overall, North Carolina. Will thrive in system. Can run well jumps great, and has a wingspan of 7’4. Brandan should be an 8 time All-Star in Warriors system. Great draft, my #2 rated. Unloaded Richardson’s huge contract and got possibly the next Chris Bosh.

Losers
Cleveland Cavilers- Wait, how can the Cavs lose in the draft if they don’t have any picks? By not having any picks, they cannot do the only thing their franchise needs to do. Surround King James with good talent. Example Not Larry Hughes and Donyell Marshall.
Atlanta Hawks- Everyone on ESPN had the Hawks having a solid draft, but they did not. PF/C Al Hortford is not a bad pick, PG Acie Law will probably be an All-Star, unless the Hawks find a way to screw up his career (which they are perfectly capable of). The reason Hortford is not a very good pick. Hawks first round picks past 4 years.
2007- Al Hortford PF/ C 3rd overall
2006- Sheldon Williams C 6th overall
2005- Marvin Williams PF 2nd overall (D Williams and CP were there)
2004- Josh Childress F 6th overall
2004- Josh Smith PF 17th overall
See a pattern?

Good Drafts
Seattle Supersonics- Got Superstar F Kevin Durant 2nd overall and F Jeff Green 5th overall both are future All-Stars. And that Durant guy may end up in the Hall of Fame. And picked up PF Carl Landry @ pick 31.
Phoenix Suns- Got a solid player 29th overall in Alando Tucker good athlete can run. Was Big 12 player of the year. And my best value pick in the draft. Second to last SG D.J. Strawberry. Yes that is Darrell’s son but he did test out as best athlete at the NBA pre draft camp. Suns-athlete good match.
Detroit Pistons- 2 players slipped and fell to them G Rodney Stucky 15th overall and Aaron Afflalo 27th overall. Afflalo best player on two Final 4 teams.

Didn't mess anything up
I would talk about the Lakers, Timberwolves, Jazz, Clippers, 76ers, Grizzlies, and Bobcats draft. But my hands hurt. And if you read this whole post then you wasted 10 minutes of your life.

Feel free to comment Digital Lovers (Meena).

Quote of the Week

Happy Tuesday! To all of the 12 Digital Love readers. You know what Tuesday means, Digital Love's quote of the week. This weeks quote is brought to you by one of The Bold New City's very own, Mr. Brian Sorgenfrei. While he was preaching on the book of Ester. Here is what Brian had to say.

"The Junior High dance floor is a just a big ball of insecurity."

All I am going to say about that quote is that Digital Love's knowledge on life was increased after he said that.

A Rare Experience

After the first Sunday my church (First Presbyterian Church) opened its new sanctuary, my family celebrated by eating at Char with the Abraham’s. After the meal I was giving Sumner and Davis (fellow bloggers) a ride home.
So we are pulling up to stoplight on Northside Drive in front on the Chevron and I am next to a car with a couple inside. But the strange thing is the passenger’s door is open and the lady is crying. I get behind the car and the only thing we can make out through his rear window is his fist flying through the air into his lover.
They pull over at the right turning lane and stop and once again her door opens. We pull over as well on the other side of the corner houses yard and watch in aw. Mr. Sumner pulls over and asks me if we are okay. We point out the car and tell him we have already called the police. Then another man strongly resembling Dr. Crasto and gets this pistol out of his car and walks over to there car. While all this is going on Davis, Sumner, and I are leaning against my Volvo on the opposite side of the action. We are all thinking somebody is about to get shot and are going to be on the news. Well I hate to say there was no shooting, but the citizen of the day award belongs to Dr. Crasto’s twin.

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What has little league baseball come to

Like the Aerosmith song "Living on the Edge" something is wrong with the world today. But I might know what it is. 10 year old baseball. (See Below)


A few nights ago I was working at the baseball field. During my 15 minute break I decided to watch one of the games. This game I was watching was a 10 year old “All-Star” game. (I’m not sure if they are still called All-Stars.) Anyway, I was watching in the top of the 6th and the batting team was down by 3 or 4 and had 2 base runners on base and no outs. Then the pitching team (in a strategic baseball move) put their “CLOSER” in. A 10 year old team with a closer. Wow. Back when I was 10 the two coach’s sons each pitched three innings in the 6 inning games. (On a few occasions someone else got to pitch.) Oh but wait, then I saw the pitching teams coach give the same signals I thought I saw Lou Pinnela give a few nights ago. He touched his sleeves, his face about 4 times, and his shoe. After all of these events had taken place the batting teams coach told all of his players to watch for the curve because the “closer” had throw about 15 in a row during warm-ups (The batting team also had 6 coaches on the field. Yes, I said 6.) The kids came up and the closer threw about 15 curveballs in a row and struck out all three hitters. This “closer” will probably throw out his arm by the age of 12, or have Tommy John surgery at the age of 15. I hope little league baseball doesn’t come down to hit and runs, double steals, and sac bunts to win games. Instead Digital Love would like 10 year old baseball to be like it used to be when the kids cared about the snow cones after the game or whether he turned that double play in inning three.

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Quote of the Week

Hello again Digital Love readers. Digital Love is installing a new feature. Every Tuesday Digital Love will bring you what is our quote of the week. Feel free to comment on this weeks quote. And the winner of Digital Love's first quote of the week is Chales Barkley.
"We don't need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do.”

Absences at Insight

Today at insight there were a few people not there that were well missed. Davis Abraham, Brian Sorgenfrei, and Ryan Swindell. I have Swindell’s excuse and it is legitimate. I am sure that Brian has one. Now Davis, where were you? Also the rising tenth grade girls were not there and are actually 0/5 on possible insight appearances. I don’t think any of that group of girls will read this, much less I am not certain any girls read this blog at all. Davis, Ryan, Brian, and at least a few Rising tenth grade girls me and many others would like to see yall at the Abrahams next Sunday night listening to the Gospel.

Thing You Will Never Hear in Sports

Are the Royals 10 or 15 games up in the central?

That Damon Jones, another All-NBA Defensive Team.

Vandy football doesn’t rebuild, it reloads.

Gosh will David Wells ever get over 230 pounds?

One player to guard Michael Jordan for a game- Craig Ehlo.

The Browns with the 30th pick in the draft.

Shoot the ball Kobe!

The hiring of Nick Saban really went under the radar.

Jackson State graduates, I want to introduce your honorary speaker, Mr. Don Imus.

The dynasty began the day they hired Ed Ogeron.

I’m sick off seeing the NHL on 6 different channels every night.

I really miss the XFL.

Will Steven A. Smith ever speak up?

Hi, Mr. Amaechi welcome to Hooters.

I want to go to a party with Bud Selig.

The WNBA game had over 50,000 viewers last night.

I wish the Ivy League would quit producing NASCAR drivers.

I'm sorry that A-Rod has to work 2 jobs to support his family.

With a major on the line I want the club in John Daly's hand.

The curling match last night was unbelievable!

Did you hear the big news, Kevin Durant just failed a steroids test.

When will Cutcliff quit running trick plays?

Greg Oden is my sleeper of the draft.


I want to give all credit for this article to Sports Illustrated writer Rick Reilly. Rielly wrote an article in the May 21st issue of Sports Illustrated. All of these are very similar to Mr. Reilly's article, if not the same.

U.S. Open

Hello. This is Sanford Moore. My posts will more than likely be different than that of Davis’s. By my last posts I hope to have many more youths in the greater Jackson area watching PGA Tour Events. Golf is the most underrated Sport to watch by young people and I can see some people calling it boring and slow paced. But if you just read my interesting updates about the PGA Tour tournaments and its Players you should have a different outlook. The 107th U.S. Open is to be held at Oakmont Country Club in Pennsylvania. This might be the hardest course in the United States Played on tour along with Augusta National of course. They had over 5,000 trees removed since the last U. S. Open held there in 1994 where Ernie Els took home the trophy. Also 4 more rows of grass were added to the famous church pew bunkers which penalize a hooked shot on 2 consecutive holes. The worst part about this course and all U.S. Open courses is the rough. At Oakmont they have a graduated rough where they cut the grass ascending in height away from the fairway. So the worse shot you hit, the more you have to pay. What everybody wants on the Tour is for 1. Tiger Woods to be paired with 2. Phil Mickleson on Sunday. That probably won’t happen this weekend because Phil has a hurt wrist. Pansy. And Tiger’s game has really been lacking lately. At the Players Championship he only had 1 day under par, where the winner (Phil) was -11. Anyway back the Oakmont, it has been played a record 8 times as the U.S. Open where only 23 players have finished 72 holes under par. And when you play golf for a living and have top of the line equipment and don’t mess up a lot, that’s tells you something about the course. Halfway through the first round Cabrera who has never made the cut ever in a PGA Tour event shot a one under 69. The leader thus far is Dougherty at -2. I will have another posts wrapping up the U.S. Open.

The Beging of a New Era (Way of Life)

Hello there readers of Digital Love. This is not a creepy, "blocked parental control" blog. This is me and my friend's thoughts on sports, life in general, stuff that bugs sanford, fashion, good music, and any other fields we did not cover. Most of you are wondering how we came up with the name Digital Love. Me and my fellow blogger Sanford were at my home listening to Itunes party shuffle. The song Digital Love by Daft Punk came on, and we were overcome with awe and delight. At this same time we were on the screen making our blog name and it just hit us. Some of our inspirations include: Sweet Emotion, The Private Caucus, Mark Cuban, Gilbert Arenas, and Jose Canseco... Nevermind. And the 2408 at the end represents a way of life that we live. We hope you find the time you spend here.. time well spent, and enjoy our thoughts. That's all for Digital Love's first post, we'll see you next time.