Congratulations

My highest complements go out to Ed Orgeron. He had just one Digital Love’s first pole. I don’t think he realizes what he did, in the contest who would you least like to be the football coach on a team you are on, Ed received more votes than the dictator of Cuba, Jackson’s crazy mayor, and a coach who had the coaching abilities of a bad high school coach. The coach rating is a music note, for how much music they would bring to a players ears. Out of 10 ♪.

Winner- Ed Orgeron

Ed getting his men pumped up at USC

Ed himself. This man is not a good coach. With Ed at the helm your team wouldn’t win many games and he would threaten you during practice. This man in his three years at the helm of the Rebels had some bad numbers. They have as many 30-point games as I do, zero. And he starts a punter who last week had a 16-yard punt and an 8-yard punt. An 8-yard punt! I have the utmost confidence that I could punt the ball 15 yards. And Ed starts him in the SEC There are many other things that I have left out about Coach O, feel free to add them in your comments.
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Recruiting

2nd place
Fidel Castro. The dictator of Cuba who has 638 attempts on his life, according to the CIA. Fidel himself said, “If surviving assassination attempts were an Olympic event, I would win the gold medal.” If you can’t tell he’s not very well liked. Fidel who had never coached football before still lost to Coach O, which is simply amazing. Fidel was also thinking about nuking the United States with Russia in the early 1960’s. The only positive about having Fidel as a coach would be before the game he would probably try and kill the other teams coaches and players.
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Just for intimidation

3rd place
David Cutcliffe. (probably trying to explain something dumb he did) Coach “Cut” is not one of my favorites. Sure, he got my beloved Rebles a Cotton Bowl victory, but that was Tuberville’s defensive recruits and Eli Manning calling and audible at the line 75% of the time. Cutcliffe’s offense had somehow been half-decent at Tennessee. And if this counts I voted for Cutcliffe.
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Cut gets zero music notes. You would get beaten very badly every game, and the excitement level of his teams in practice and games is slim to none.


Frank Melton. Wow I’m shocked Frank came in last. (Expected Cutcliffe) From the mobile command center to him going jail, tearing down a house, and Melton was criticized for having potentially broken a law when pulling over four school buses for individual hugs. That’s Frank, I don’t think I would want him calling the shots on offense. (No pun intended)
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Doubtful victory, many pre/post game speeches on character.

That’s all for now. Feel free to comment on how much you dislike Cutcliffe. Or any other things.