The Rich get Richer

Ahh. Nice to be back. You probably didn’t know, but the rich really did get richer today. National football powerhouse Duke hired David Cutcliffe to be the head coach. As you recall coach Cutcliffe coached Ole Miss and set the program back for 7 years. I really don’t know why the dukies would turn to Cutcliffe, because of their recent success (a 4-42 record over the last 4 years). Duke did possibly the dumbest thing you could do in hiring Cutcliffe to run their team. The saying it can’t get ant worse isn’t true for Duke football because it just did. Some points I would like to make for the 400 people who care about duke football.

· I really compare this move to starting an NFL franchise with Eric Crouch. Sports fans if you don’t know who Crouch is read this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Crouch. Crouch couldn’t run, throw or play safety (in NFL Europe).

· Cutcliffe brings the excitement to your team that you get when you get your 12-page exam review guide for Spanish.

· Duke fans you signed Thaddeus Lewis, the #10 dual-threat quarterback in the country in 2006. Don’t worry I’m sure he will give it to your running back (who probably backed up in high school) 35 times a game up the middle.

· Get used to this- (insert running backs name here) up the middle for a 2 yard gain.

· The repulsive talent level you have will only get worse with Cutcliffe. He recruited all-stars like Nate Banks and Thomas Eckers. The rest of the players he recruited were so bad they aren’t with Ole Miss anymore.

Well, that is it regarding Duke’s great new coach. I imagine their record over the next 4 years will be worse than 4-42. I encourage comments, especially if I forgot anything negative about Cutcliffe. One more thing.

Duke seats in 2007



Duke seats 2008 and beyond