Friday, November 23, 2007

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Sorry, but this will make sense once you click play.
(by the way, I rate the success of a blog by the number/quality of comments so please....)

The Best Day of the Year



Hello again. In case you didn’t notice Digital Love went exactly one month between posts. I have come to inform you about the best day of the year. Coach Ed Orgeron of Ole Miss was fired today. A great moment in my life. Ed won 10 games in 3 years, very poor. As the coaching search continues the candidates include: Rick Neuheisel, a coach I’d be fine with. Charlie Strong A Florida co-defensive coordinator- quality guy, Houston Nutt formally of Arkansas. There are some others but I’m too lazy to type them. But, a name that hasn’t been thrown out there but my source close to the Ole Miss tells me that Mike Leach of Texas Tech is the leading candidate. Leach is a good football coach who has done a nice job at TT with little talent. On another note it is also a celebration because of the seniors that are graduating.
Nate Banks, CB
#28 has been the worst player on the Ole Miss defense for two years, which is quite an honor. As an Ole Miss fan it was incredible how many times you would see the opponent throw a pass to a wide open receiver. After the catch you would see the familiar #28 chase them and then miss a tackle. The fact that he was on the field surprised me. Nate’s graduation is a great day for Ole Miss fans.
Corey Actis, C
Ahh the snap infraction penalty will happen no more in Oxford. A snap infraction is a penalty most people have never heard of, but Corey apparently had a problem with it having at least three. Corey also has a problem with his personal fouls, the only category where he led the team. Corey had 3 in our last 2 games.
Dan Werner, Offensive Coordinator (not graduating but being fired)
Ole Miss’ quarterback Brent Schaeffer was a huge disappointment in his two years in Oxford. That’s because Warner made him drop back 3 steps and throw it to a covered guy. I would post more but I'm tired.

Feel free to make fun of any more horrible College football players.