Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Back Again

Long time since last post. I don't think Sanford is blogging with us anymore. Thoughts

I found out recently how dumb Ole Miss is, in our coaching search where we hired Ed we passed up Dennis Erickson and Ron Zook.

The main reason I decided to write so the very few who read can waste your time is last night I was watching Monday Night Football and saw the Jaguars quarterback get hurt. So Jacksonville puts in their backup quarterback, Quinn Gray. Gray might possibly be the worst football player I have ever seen, like a bad combination of Michael Spurlock and Brent Schaeffer. I realise that is some incredible criticism but his stat line was 9-of-24 passing for 56 yards and two other completions (to the Colts). It simply amazing that the jaguars don't have a quarterback that is better than Quinn. The undrafted quarterback out of powerhouse Florida A & M is disgusting. I really think the Jags will have open tryouts and some CFL quarterback will easily beat out Quinn. I would say that 80% of college quarterbacks are better than Quinn.
I will post again in the near future. Go Warriors.

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Congratulations

My highest complements go out to Ed Orgeron. He had just one Digital Love’s first pole. I don’t think he realizes what he did, in the contest who would you least like to be the football coach on a team you are on, Ed received more votes than the dictator of Cuba, Jackson’s crazy mayor, and a coach who had the coaching abilities of a bad high school coach. The coach rating is a music note, for how much music they would bring to a players ears. Out of 10 ♪.

Winner- Ed Orgeron

Ed getting his men pumped up at USC


Ed himself. This man is not a good coach. With Ed at the helm your team wouldn’t win many games and he would threaten you during practice. This man in his three years at the helm of the Rebels had some bad numbers. They have as many 30-point games as I do, zero. And he starts a punter who last week had a 16-yard punt and an 8-yard punt. An 8-yard punt! I have the utmost confidence that I could punt the ball 15 yards. And Ed starts him in the SEC There are many other things that I have left out about Coach O, feel free to add them in your comments.
Coach rating- ♪♪
Recruiting

2nd place
Fidel Castro. The dictator of Cuba who has 638 attempts on his life, according to the CIA. Fidel himself said, “If surviving assassination attempts were an Olympic event, I would win the gold medal.” If you can’t tell he’s not very well liked. Fidel who had never coached football before still lost to Coach O, which is simply amazing. Fidel was also thinking about nuking the United States with Russia in the early 1960’s. The only positive about having Fidel as a coach would be before the game he would probably try and kill the other teams coaches and players.
Coach rating- ♪♪♪
Just for intimidation

3rd place
David Cutcliffe. (probably trying to explain something dumb he did) Coach “Cut” is not one of my favorites. Sure, he got my beloved Rebles a Cotton Bowl victory, but that was Tuberville’s defensive recruits and Eli Manning calling and audible at the line 75% of the time. Cutcliffe’s offense had somehow been half-decent at Tennessee. And if this counts I voted for Cutcliffe.
Coach rating -
Cut gets zero music notes. You would get beaten very badly every game, and the excitement level of his teams in practice and games is slim to none.


Frank Melton. Wow I’m shocked Frank came in last. (Expected Cutcliffe) From the mobile command center to him going jail, tearing down a house, and Melton was criticized for having potentially broken a law when pulling over four school buses for individual hugs. That’s Frank, I don’t think I would want him calling the shots on offense. (No pun intended)
Coach rating- ♪♪
Doubtful victory, many pre/post game speeches on character.

That’s all for now. Feel free to comment on how much you dislike Cutcliffe. Or any other things.

Tuesday, October 02, 2007

hallo digitale liebhabe's

Hallo digitale liebhabe. Just saying hello digital lovers in German. For those of you who have just come here, Digital Lovers are our faithful readers (which you can count by looking at your hand and subtract 2). This is just you hearing from your favorite blogger again. This post is an informative post, proving Digital Love is still a functional blog and all of our post don’t have videos. Some notes.
Feel free to comment, I actually encourage it.

Ole Miss needs to get a lot better, might win three this year. College football has had a lot of parody this year, and South Florida is #6. They had to beat Auburn in overtime. They are the most overrated team in history.

Introducing a poll on Digital Love, hope you will vote. We will have a new one every week. I think we might get over 3 votes in one week.

And for the distinct honor of having Digital Love’s first guest post, someone answer this question. What is an old four-pence coin? Hopefully someone will answer that question and get a guest post. Stay strong my 3 readers.